Monday, November 24, 2008

I WRITE THIS POST IN TEARS AS
I TRY TO THINK WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY
TO CHASE WHEN HE GETS HOME
FROM SCHOOL TODAY.
SOME HORRIBLE, CRUEL ABSOLUTELY
EVIL PERSON, GOT INTO OUR FENCED
YARD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
BY GOING THRU OUR NEIGHBORS
YARD, THRU THEIR CONNECTING GATE,
ONTO OUR PORCH, TOOK CHASE'S
BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND GOLD
RAZOR BIKE, WALKED IT THRU OUR
YARD, BACK THRU THE CONNECTING GATE
AND OUT OUR NEIGHBOR'S FRONT GATE.
WHOEVER THIS UGLY PERSON WAS
THEY HAVE HUGE FEET, THEY LEFT
THEIR STINKIN' SHOE PRINTS ALL
OVER OUR YARD.
THERE ARE 2 THINGS YOU NEVER MESS WITH
THAT BELONG TO A BOY:
THEIR DOG AND THEIR BIKE.
PLEASE IF YOU LIVE HERE IN TOWN
WATCH FOR A 18" BLACK AND GOLD
RAZOR BIKE. I GUESS I BETTER GO
MAKE SOME COOKIES SO I CAN SIT WITH
CHASE AND TELL HIM THE
BAD NEWS WHEN HE GETS HOME.

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Angie said...

Been out of town! I'm so sorry to hear abou the bike! I hate people who steal things! I will keep my eyes peeled!