Monday, October 26, 2009
Let me set the scene for you:
Nate and Chase are watching
Animal Planet. Various animals
are breeding. The show shows
2 birds breeding, the male
jumps on the back of the female.
Chase to Nate:
Dad did you do that to mom
when you got married?
Nate (eyes huge): Do what?
Chase: You know hump? Is that
how you got me?
Nate: Where'd you get that from?
Chase: Dad !!! the TV and Maggie
Nate relayed this to me a little bit after
the conversation took place.
Lately our little Maggie (mini dachshund)
has been having her way with a
stuffed animal. We think she may be getting
ready to come into heat.
It's amazing what kids can put together.
I died laughing, (more like roared)
and told Nate maybe
it's time for the "TALK".
P.S. Note to Chase
Please stay little just a little longer son,
your dad and I aren't quite ready for
you to grow up. We need a little more
time to prepare for the talk.